Paris Hilton Set To Ruin Dog Ownership For Everyone
Possibly one of my favourite dog owners, Paris Hilton, is to front a tv show where she judges and picks America’s cutest dogs or “pooches”.
The model dog owner, who has shown us all how to be caring and compassionate towards our pets, especially when she ‘misplaced’ her dog, will be judging entrants based on criteria that is entirely fair to dogs and doesn’t commoditise them in any way. Namely, how ridiculous the name given to the dog is, how many accesories the owner has forced the dog to wear, and to what degree the owner is trying to make up for their own lack of flair and glamour by forcing the dog, who has no choice, to wear cute sloganeered t-shirts.
Personally, I can’t wait for Paris to demonstrate to all of us what dog ownership really is about. We have foolishly been labouring under the misaprehension that owning a dog is about companionship, freindship, loyalty and fun. But Paris will prove that the really important things about owning a dog are, how many times that dog can get you photographed or ‘papped’ for a tabloid, how small a handbag that dog can fit into and most importantly, how quickly you can palm the dog off on to a friend or relative when you realise owning a dog is a commitment and may on occasion, prevent you from turning up to a red carpet event.
Everybody should be grateful for the publicity Paris brings to dog ownership. For years we have struggled along, enjoying our lives with our dogs in private, sharing fun walks, games, even food, without one ounce of spin, coverage or attention. Thanks to Paris, the world will now be given a window into the lives of the most shallow, most superficial dog owners – and this is what they consider to be good TV nowadays?
Well done Paris, and thank you.
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ya know, she’s an idiot!!! Why in the hell is she on the damned TV and radio so much? Who cares!!!! She’s just another spoiled little rich bitch who thinks her crap don’t stink as bad as everyone else’s. Why should we let our growing daughter’s see her as some kind of role model (it’s what’s happening)just like Nicole and Brittney who wants their daughters like that? Why do we have to keep seeing and hearing about them? My 10 yr. old don’t like them either but some do. It’s wrong!! I can just see now what kind of dogs will be on her show pink, blue,green dyed,stupid dogs. I’m sure she’ll just encourage all the kinds of behavior.
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It is already a common knowledge that Paris has made headlines often (along with her sister, Nicky Hilton). But she does like this attention and wants to have more. So I’m shore the articles about her won’t stop coming. Want to know what are the news?
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