This article is from the K9 Magazine archives, subscribe to our newsletter & get our best dog news, tips and articles ---->In the column marked, ‘news headine I didn’t expect to be writing this morning’ we can confidently state we believe this dog ‘toy’ to be genuinely unique.
Too many times we receive press releases from pet product manufacturers, keen to tell us about their ‘unique’ new dog product which is – in reality – usually a glittery version of something that already exists or a modified dog bowl, a different kind of dog lead etc, but never before has anyone sent us a press release proudly announcing their ‘unique, new dog sex toy’. Yet, here we are.
Made in Brazil by Petsmiling, this is – we believe – the world’s first canine sex doll. It’s a dog shaped, erm, ‘partner’ for dogs who are unable to pick up hot dates using their natural charm.
The product for kinky canines is called DoggieLoveDoll and is getting a lot of interest from stockists globally, including the UK, according to the firm.
They even say it can help dogs who feel down when they’re left alone.
This is definitely the most novel way we’ve heard of treating separation anxiety.
“Here you go Max, we’re just nipping out for a bit but don’t worry, we’ve got you a mate to, erm, mate. Be gentle with her, she’s been through a ruff time with a string of uncaring companions who’ve used her and thrown her aside.”
What WILL they think of next? Perhaps we’d better not ask!
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July 27, 2009 at 3:56 pm
I think she needs to be a little warmer and fluffier…she looks a little cool to me.
I have actually had people ask for humping toys…so this dog toy does not surprise me at all.
If I find a suppier for this toy — we will add it to our dog toy store.
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July 30, 2009 at 3:31 am
It’s a bit frightening the degree of ignorance of canine reproductive physiology that this “sex doll” represents. Perhaps this is “forbidden knowledge” in some odd Puritan sense, but dogs tie during sexual intercourse. If some poor stud dog did, by an inexplicable turn of fate, actually find this doll interesting (dogs are scent-driven critters, not visual – worth remembering) and finds himself tied to it, the damage could be horrific for him.
Anyway, I suppose it’s more important to get some “ha ha” laughs about dogs than it is to worry about the actual health of actual, living dogs. Rather sad, as an overall prioritization.
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August 3, 2009 at 1:36 pm
Ya I agree. If I was having sex with my girlfriend and she turned out to be a rubber doll and I was stuck to that thing, ya I wouldn’t be happy.
AND I hope that hole gives so it doesn’t hurt the poor guy. I can only imagine what would happen if grandma walked in on poor Fifi as he was coupled and stuck to that doll unable to separate them… :@(
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August 18, 2009 at 6:20 pm
Fausty makes a good point if the male swells up too much, it could hurt him but maybe the “hole” (ew) was designed to be big enough to prevent a tie? I dunno, the only thing I can really focus on is….. Who’d be the one to clean it? Friggen Gross!
Thank goodness my male GSD doesn’t mount people/things. It’s called training & control people! humpy dogs are nasty!
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