5 Things You Should Know Before Hitting Your Dog
I am often amazed at some of the search terms that bring people to this website. I was thinking it’d be fun to list just a handful of the more unusual/worrying ones and then I thought, would that be breaching someone’s privacy? I mean, if you WERE the person who typed ‘best way to hit my dog for bad’, you’d probably identify it as being you? But then I though, nah!! If you ARE the person who’s looking for advice on the ‘best way to hit my dog for bad’ it’s highly unlikely that you’d be a regular reader here! So here we are, 5 of the most unusual terms that have brought people to DogMagazine.net…
5) 29 people found this website having searched for ‘dog gives birth to human baby’. Hopefully we were able to provide the full details of whether or not a dog did indeed give birth to a HUMAN baby.
4) 30 people came through having searched for ’spider in colchester’. That was in relation to a story about a spider in colchester. If you need to know more, you’ll have to search for it (and you’ll end up back here!) But it is a sad story.
3) ‘woman having sex with dog’ attracted hits to THIS website, yes THIS website which is a DOG magazine site, not a depraved arena of the damned, for this search term. The story in question that drew the hits was indeed in relation to woman who had sex with a dog. Thankfully, she’s in jail for it. Let that be a lesson sickos!
2) 50 folks were interested enough to type ‘vampire dog’ in to Google. They obviously wanted to find out about the vampire dog. You know, the vampire dog? Did you not hear about it?
1) Only one person (fortunately) typed ‘best way to hit my dog for bad’ – now lets take a little journey in to the mind of this charming individual. Their dog has obviously ‘been bad’. And the response to said dog’s ‘badness’ was to run on the interweb and type ‘best way to hit my dog for bad’ and then sit patiently waiting for Google to cough up the ‘best’ way for hitting a bad dog.
Hmmm.
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Number one is the result of more than 100 years of teaching people to use dominance to train their dogs. The poorest people are the ones less educated and less likely to treat animals with respect.
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