Stop Your Jugs Jiggling With This Wonder Bra For Dog Owners
Published on February 25, 2009 by Ryan O'Meara · 1 CommentOK, I hardly ever (read never) run commercial press releases here. But come on, the opportunity to write headlines like this don’t come along every day. So I beg your forgiveness for – once again – lowering the tone on these pages.
Keep your puppies under control with a sports bra from LessBounce.com!
Dog agility is a great way to keep both you and your dog in shape – but ladies don’t neglect your own assets whilst looking after your four-legged friend. Running without a sports bra may be painful, and can cause irreversible damage to the bust. Shapewear is now more popular than ever with brands such as Spanx (spanx reviews) and Less Bounce offering comfortable, flattering clothing.
Your bust is held up by skin and Coopers’ Ligaments that run through the breast. The average C cup breast weighs 300g so they have to work hard. When movement starts the bust not only moves up and down, but side to side in a figure of 8 motion. The average C cups moves 9 cm in each step whilst running unsupported. Even an A cup moves 4 cm. (source: Shock Absorber research November 2005)
This unsupported movement causes pain for over 50% of women, which is temporary and stretching of the Coopers’ Ligaments that may lead to a permanent droop.
So treat yourself and the viewing public by ensuring you have a well fitting, supportive sports bra when working with your dog. LessBounce attend Crufts for the first time this year with the aim of educating ladies how essential a sports bra is:
“I was quite shocked at the number of fuller busted ladies running without a proper sports bra at Crufts. LessBounce hope our presence at Crufts will remind women owners how important it is to look after themselves as well as their dogs”. Selaine Saxby, Proprietor, LessBounce.
LessBounce are on stand 4-64 in the NEC at Crufts 5-8 March 2009.
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Lol… very good! I guess Crufts now has plenty of room for stands…. though I won't be there this year to fall for the booby-trap!