The ever amusing GiggleSugar rarely fails to deliver with their dog related stories and videos.

This one in particular is spot on!

1. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
2. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I’m lying under the coffee table.
3. I will not roll my toys behind the fridge, behind the sofa, or under the bed.
4. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house.
5. I will not eat the cats’ food, before they eat it or after they throw it up.
6. I will stop trying to find the few remaining pieces of clean carpet in the house when I am about to get sick.
7. I will not throw up in the car.
8. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc. just because I like the way they smell.
9. “Kitty box crunchies,” although they are tasty, are not food.
10. I will not eat any more Kleenex or napkins and then redeposit them in the back

See all 30 things a dog must remember:
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